Mohammad Ehsan Leghari

In the sunny, chaotic paradise of Madagascar, where lemurs danced like they owned the place and the air smelled of fresh fruit smoothies, lived the world’s most elite team of flightless operatives: the Penguins of Madagascar. Skipper, the no-nonsense leader with a flipper for strategy; Kowalski, the brainy inventor who could turn a coconut into a rocket; Rico, the demolition expert who spoke mostly in grunts and explosions; and Private, the wide-eyed optimist who believed in hugs over hand grenades.

One lazy afternoon, while lounging in their secret Head Quarter (a hollowed-out baobab tree stocked with fish-flavored slushies), the team scrolled through their underground animal internet feed—courtesy of Kowalski’s jury-rigged satellite dish made from old soda cans. That’s when they stumbled upon the viral sensation: a clip from a 2007 documentary showing a lone emperor penguin waddling away from his colony in Antarctica, straight toward certain doom in the icy wilderness. The memes were exploding faster than Rico on a bad day: “When you suggest pizza but the group wants salad,” or “Me leaving the family group chat after one too many passive-aggressive emojis.”

“Boys, this is an outrage!” Skipper barked, slapping his flipper on the table. “That penguin’s out there, marching to his own beat—literally the wrong way! We’ve been to Antarctica before, remember? Freezing winds, no decent coffee, and those seals with attitude problems. Hated every second. But this fella? He’s got spirit! We’re mounting a rescue op. Operation: Lone Waddler!”

Kowalski adjusted his imaginary glasses. “Skipper, the odds are against us. Madagascar to Antarctica is 4,000 miles of ocean, storms, and questionable pit stops. We’ll need a vessel—perhaps a modified cargo ship hijacked from those pesky humans?”

Rico belched enthusiastically, regurgitating a blueprint for a penguin-powered submarine made from recycled beach trash.

Private hopped up and down. “Oh, it’ll be brilliant! We can make new friends along the way. And think of the adventure—surviving the impossible, just like that penguin!”

And so, with the spirit of “let us survive and live even in the most difficult conditions,” the penguins set off. They “borrowed” a rickety fishing boat from a nearby dock, outfitting it with Kowalski’s gadgets: a solar-powered fish launcher, anti-shark bubble shields, and a karaoke machine for morale (Private’s idea). The journey was supposed to be grueling, but these penguins turned every hardship into a punchline.

First stop: a massive storm in the Indian Ocean. Waves crashed like angry hippos, tossing the boat like a salad. “Hold steady, men!” Skipper yelled over the thunder. Rico, loving the chaos, started surfing the deck on a plank, yelling “Wheeee!” Kowalski calculated the perfect angle to ride the waves: “Eureka! We’re hydroplaning at 45 degrees—pure genius!” Private, seasick but optimistic, sang a shaky rendition of “Don’t Stop Believin’” to keep spirits high. They enjoyed the difficulty, laughing as they bailed water with their beaks, turning the storm into an impromptu water park. “See? Solutions found!” Skipper quipped as they emerged soaked but unbreakable.

Next, a detour through shark-infested waters. A great white circled menacingly. “Time for Plan B: Befriend the Beast!” Private suggested. Rico hacked up a fake mustache and glued it to the shark’s fin with seaweed glue. The confused predator swam off, thinking it was undercover. “Cherish the absurdity, lads!” Skipper chuckled. They high-fived (high-flippered?) and pressed on, loving the thrill that bonded them tighter.

Halfway there, they hit an iceberg—literally. The boat cracked, forcing an emergency landing on a floating ice chunk. “Antarctica’s welcome mat,” Kowalski noted dryly. Freezing winds howled, but they built an igloo disco with glowing jellyfish lights and danced to keep warm. “Hope springs eternal, even in sub-zero!” Private cheered, as Rico DJ’d with explosive beats.

Finally, after weeks of hilarious hijinks—dodging polar bears in borrowed snowsuits, outsmarting a flock of territorial albatrosses with fake accents, and surviving a “penguin spa day” in volcanic hot springs—they reached the Antarctic coast. There, amid the vast, snowy expanse, they spotted him: the Lone Penguin, waddling solo under a sky of swirling auroras, looking equal parts defiant and dejected.

“Oi, you there! The viral star!” Skipper called out, sliding down an ice hill with his team in tow.

The Lone Penguin turned, his eyes widening at the ragtag rescuers. “Who… who are you? Madagascar penguins? I saw your movies on a washed-up human tablet once. What brings you to this frozen forsaken place?”

“We’re here to rescue you, soldier!” Skipper declared. “Saw your meme-worthy march. Impressive guts, going your own way.”

The Lone Penguin sighed, settling into the snow. “Rescue? Nah, I’m good alone. It all started back at the colony. I only said to them, ‘Let us start our travel tomorrow… I wanted to see the night stars here…’ But one of my cousins, she said, ‘We will move now, we don’t care about your stargazing nonsense!’ So I started with them, but many of them laughed at me and bullied me… ‘Look at Starry-Eyes, too dreamy for the march!’ I thought it was better to be alone…”

Private waddled forward, empathetic. “Oh, that’s awful! But being alone isn’t always better. We came all this way because we believe in sticking together—even through the tough bits. Like our journey here: storms, sharks, icebergs! We laughed through it all.”

Kowalski nodded. “Statistically, group survival rates increase by 78% with camaraderie. Plus, we brought snacks—tropical fish tacos!”

Rico grunted approvingly, spitting out a piñata filled with krill.

The Lone Penguin chuckled for the first time. “You guys are nuts. I went the other way because I wanted to enjoy life on my terms—stare at stars, ponder the universe. But… maybe sharing that with friends isn’t so bad.”

Skipper slapped him on the back. “That’s the spirit! Let us be penguins of Madagascar—well, honorary for you. Survive the hard stuff, enjoy the mess, find solutions in the fun. Cherish the waddle, love the adventure, hope for warmer waters someday.”

And so, the Lone Penguin joined the crew. They didn’t drag him back to the colony; instead, they built a stargazing outpost right there, turning Antarctica into a comedy club of ice puns and flipper dances. The journey home was even wilder—reverse-engineering a hot air balloon from seal blubber and penguin feathers—but they embraced every bump, proving that even in the coldest places, warmth comes from within… and a good laugh.

The end? Nah, just the beginning of more viral adventures. Let us all be penguins of Madagascar!

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Mohammad Ehsan Leghari is a water expert, former Member (Sindh), Indus River System Authority (IRSA), and former Managing Director, SIDA.

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Aamir Latif

Karachi, Sindh, Pakistan

A rescue operation to locate a second missing Japanese climber in northern Pakistan has been ended as “he is presumed dead,” authorities said on Tuesday.

Waliullah Falahi, a senior official involved in a nearly week-long rescue operation, told Anadolu on the telephone that the operation has been called off after rescuers failed to locate Atsushi Taguchi despite a “thorough” search of the area.

“Though there are least chances of (his) survival, we still cannot declare him officially dead until his body is found,” he added.

“He might have fallen into a crevice or (swept away) by an avalanche,” he added.

However, another official involved in the operation told Anadolu on condition of anonymity that the operation has been called off as the climber “is presumed dead.”

The lifeless body of Taguchi’s teammate, Ryuseki Hiraoka was found on Saturday.

Hiraoka and Taguchi went missing last Tuesday while climbing in Alpine style without porters between the Shigar and Nagar districts in the Gilgit-Baltistan region.

Falahi said another operation will be launched at the end of July or mid-August to find Taguchi’s body as snow melts on the mountains at that time of the year.

Formerly known as the Northern Area and once part of the erstwhile Pakistan-administered state of Jammu and Kashmir, Gilgit-Baltistan is home to five peaks taller than 8,000 meters (26,246 feet), including K2, the world’s second-highest mountain.

Several mountaineers have lost their lives in recent years while attempting to ascend the treacherous mountains.

Last August, a Japanese climber was killed and another injured during an expedition in the region.

Iconic Pakistani climber Muhammad Ali Sadpara, Iceland’s John Snorri, and Chile’s Juan Pablo Mohr were all killed in July 2021 while attempting to summit the 8,611-meter (28,251-ft) K2.

Read: Naila Kiani: Trailblazing Pakistani mountaineer sets sights on even greater heights

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Aamir Latif is a Karachi-based senior journalist. He represents Anadolu, a Turkish news agency

Courtesy: Anadolu Agency (Posted on June 18, 2024)

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